OMG, Holy Recession,
One day, Termination,
Next, we're Intern Nation.
Talk about stimulus!
Our friends are all envious.
What a country, this US.
Forget about 401K,
first apartments, sailing away.
All ages, interning, in the USA.
First, we focus our internships
upon our closed GM dealerships,
and make First-Aid from hardship -
a national chain of health clinics,
in the country and city limits:
in and out in fifteen minutes!
This model requires accounting genius?
Wait! We also own AIG among us -
Costs become profits without a fuss.
Have some questions, need more facts?
No worries, our plan by-passes Beltway Cats,
by direct-collecting a health sales tax.
Albany, Washington, Sacramento,
Eat your hearts out, you're so gonzo.
Welcome, new interns, to our capitol show.
Next, we'll take on the Warming issue,
tackle waste, coal and SUV misuse,
try to release the inner Intern in you.
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